Can you be trusted not to cheat?
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Diary June 14-16: Questions with no right answers
Can you be trusted not to cheat?
Category: Diary
June 7-13 Diary: London just ran out of compost
Camden Garden Centre's nifty safe-distancing etiquette is little consolation
Diary… The Black Lives Matter movement is moving opinion
'Floyd died gasping for breath as the nation was in the grip of a pandemic that restricts respiration'
Diary: May 2020
This month includes... A growing irritation with ‘Normal People’, bread that looks better than it tastes, and the Cummings-Johnson anarchy plan
Diary… We didn’t know who the celebrities were in ‘Celebrity Come Dine With Me’
‘Dawn had servants and a glass floor in her living room’
Memoir… My stroke story
‘I tried to stand, but fell back in the chair deflated, puzzled and detached…’
Diary… ‘Gill is roaming London with a constipated puffin’
Augmented Reality offers crumbs of comfort...
Diary… Lockdown Lovers find sneaky ways to meet
'They synchronise their visits to supermarkets'
Diary: April 2020
Zoom traffic soars as Lockdown takes its toll
Diary… When the nation started to breathe easily
Clusters of anarchists ditch distancing in pursuit of self pleasure in the sunshine
Diary… When Auntie Val got locked in Milson’s cage
She was waiting for her hot date off Tinder to arrive...
Reflection: This time last year, the hot topic was ‘goose holes’
The garden at Penllech Farm has walls with small cavities cut into the stone
Diary… 19-25 April
‘She said her recovery from an ankle injury was going well. She could now put on her knickers without sitting on the bed’
Diary… 12-18-April
'The first 15 minutes of Zooming with people over 50 is just a lot of geriatric pissing about on how to get the sound to work and the picture the right way up'
Diary: March 2020
Includes... Worms on the turn, wildlife in focus and immunity in Ambridge, for the time being
Diary… 5-11 April
'Were Copperfield and Steerforth gay lovers?'
Diary… The funny side of Corona politics emerges
Whenever we do a joint Zoom, my wife hogs the screen
Diary… Zoom bombed by Alex’s fondant vulva
It was just like another night in the Artillery Arms
Diary… ‘Put your head in a bucket of steam’ Was maybe not the best advice
It’s on the nhs website. What’s not to like?
Diary… Laughter is the best medicine, even in these trying times
'An astrophysicist in Australia stuck some magnets up his nose trying to invent a Coronavirus safety device'
Billy's Scrapbook 