The aim of Gangsta was to formulate your rapper name
Category: Fiction
Scenario: Paris
'Martin was all in favour of naming newborns after the place they were born'
Scenario: The Librarian
She sat all day in that old sandstone library reading and looking, looking and reading...
Scenario: Fainting Goats
Goats singer Sam jumped off stage, walked out of the building and down Hope Street towards the proddy cathedral...
Scenario: Northern Soul
When they first met Martin couldn't take his eyes off Heidi's left breast.
Scenario: Escape
Martin and Heidi had a plan to escape talking to their respective parents on the telephone for any length of time.
Drabble: The Baby And The Bathwater
Ryan was the child-minder who got pissed
Drabble: Toddler Zombie Walk ends in tears
He thought it would be a fun introduction to the complexities of death
Drabble: U2 not really all that bad
Then someone said U2 "romanticize the shiny side of an old coin"
Drabble: US gun sales leap by 94%
I wasn't sure she'd say yes, but I asked anyway. That Saturday we took our weapons and headed outta town. Separate cars. All through that freaky pandemic Summer we kept 2m apart, faces covered with bandanas like they said, and enjoyed the great outdoors of our beautiful state. They said it was a recommended recreational … Continue reading Drabble: US gun sales leap by 94%
Drabble: Three songs, one story
Brian finally agreed he was in trouble when he started to believe Romeo, as Mark Knopfler reports, really did proposition Juliet with the words, "You and me, Babe, how about it? Further clues arrived. He'd grown obsessed by what Elton John saw in the Tiny Dancer's "pirate smile". And what Billy Joel sang when that … Continue reading Drabble: Three songs, one story
Drabble: Trust me, I’m a search engine
Brian knew the engines were so clever they practically read your mind
Drabble: The Longest Lunch
'When half of his sandwich hit the shale slab she wanted to laugh'
Drabble: Face Down In The Pond
A dirty laugh echoed in the "cauldron of death"
Drabble: A Day Out In Broadstairs
She said it was Midsomer-sur-Mer
Drabble: A Book And A Bad Name
He scoured the other pages. Why did he nick her precious word book?
Drabble: Small Pond Life
Some of the fish got cut off, marooned in the small pond
Drabble: Lulu
She was convinced Lulu died because she lived on a diet of cheese and chocolate
Drabble: Things Can Only Get Bitter
In the middle of the night, guilt arrives with its haunting visage
Drabble: Dog-collared
It was the smell… the mothball stench of the clergy that got to him
Billy's Scrapbook 