I got told off again, this time for leaving the teabag in the tea cup
Diary: 8-14 September
Tag: personal musings
Diary: 1-7 September
Then someone said “lazy” home-workers should be forced back to their offices
Diary: August 2020
The month started with signs of post-Covid life emerging, and ended with sobering thoughts on what now lies ahead...
Diary: 24-31 August
Everything went to pot when the kids stopped playing with yo-yos
Literary imposter stalks Liverpool
Well-read New Man in search of female company
Cat fed up with pathetic owners
They've been told by experts that house cats rarely stray far from home
Diary: 17-23 August
Masks litter the streets, the beaches and the seas
Diary: 11-16 August
Will the virus dictate how our immediate world is modelled in the future?
Diary: 4-10 August
Thankfully, Hotel Chocolat on Cannon Street was open to buy some emergency chocolates
Diary: 1-3 August
One of the huge terrapins was even out on a rock, sunbathing
Diary: July 2020
Includes: Gothic horror, a slip-up with the Nuclear Trigger, and a drunken duck on the loose
Diary: 29-31 July
Discarded face masks and rubber gloves will be neatly preserved as fossils in the geological record
Diary: 26-28 July
'She pedalled furiously with a dead and rigid Lulu in her pannier'
Diary: 22-25 July
'In the back of a cupboard we found an old Sony Discman, which still works perfectly'
Diary: July 19-21
'In Parsons Green we heard two sisters compare the number of marriage proposals they'd had'
Diary: July 16-18
'He is originally from Australia and anally incontinent in front of a camera'
Diary: July 12-15
'Rishi is greasing a comfortable path to Boris's job'
Diary: July 9-11
A group of giraffes is called a Tower
Diary: July 5-8
'Trump hysterically defines anyone he doesn't agree with as a raving commie'
Lunchtime rant 8.7.20
'They found a foot in autistic societies and now they're in charge'
