August 28-September 3… "Chris said people from big families eat faster,"
"Maybe Afghanistan is the reset-to-zero button on Britain's foreign policy."
"I managed to make Japan look exceptionally small"
"Keith sent a photo that tortures a bad pun so badly it becomes good."
'Every week on Love Island sex talk breaks new boundaries and euphemism gets lost in the throes of ecstacy'
"A yellow spotted tentacle twists and turns to infinity."
"Everyone is turning off the NHS Covid app in case they get notified to self-isolate."
Emily said she likes drawing on bananas with a ballpoint pen.
"Putinism with posh accents" is how he described the government's attempt to tamper with the BBC.
I always knew there was something deeply iffy about the idea to link Ireland and Scotland with bridge
My wife reckons Covid could have done society a big favour.
Researchers in the US have discovered that Republicans are more vaccine-hesitant than Democrats.
News that a diver got swallowed and spat out by a whale triggers the memory of a whale-watching trip.
Stuart revealed that at his posh-boy school he played a prehistoric game called Fives.
Themes = return & relief