"My wife agreed to water a neighbour's plants while they holidayed in Greece. One of the plants is called Alice."
One year ago: Week 33, 2020
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Scrapbook: Week 32
"Keith sent a photo that tortures a bad pun so badly it becomes good."
One year ago: Week 32, 2020
"The taxi driver said the government's handling of the virus crisis was a shambles."
Scrapbook: Week 31
'Every week on Love Island sex talk breaks new boundaries and euphemism gets lost in the throes of ecstacy'
One year ago: Week 31, 2020
“I now suspect the Labour Party is keeping quiet about government screw-ups because it would most likely have done pretty much the same.”
Scrapbook: Week 30
"A yellow spotted tentacle twists and turns to infinity."
One year ago: Week 30, 2020
"I will feel like a total failure and a bad husband if I don’t come up with a solution soon..."
Scrapbook: Week 29
"Everyone is turning off the NHS Covid app in case they get notified to self-isolate."
Diary: June 2021
Emily said she likes drawing on bananas with a ballpoint pen.
Scrapbook: Week 28
"Putinism with posh accents" is how he described the government's attempt to tamper with the BBC.
One year ago: Week 29 2020
"My wife knows all the technical terms for the TV game show Tipping Point."
One year ago: Week 28, 2020
“We watched Oxford United beat Portsmouth in the League 1 playoffs. Oxford had cardboard cutouts in the stands.”
Scrapbook: Week 27
I always knew there was something deeply iffy about the idea to link Ireland and Scotland with bridge
One year ago: Week 27, 2020
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Diary: Week 26
My wife reckons Covid could have done society a big favour.
One year ago: Week 26 2020
Series 3 of Spooks was a turkey and Series 4 is all plot and no character.
Diary: Week 25
Researchers in the US have discovered that Republicans are more vaccine-hesitant than Democrats.
Diary: Week 24
News that a diver got swallowed and spat out by a whale triggers the memory of a whale-watching trip.
One year ago: Week 25 2020
Hordes of pleasure seekers grabbed the chance to sniff laughing gas and crap all over the place.
Diary: May 2021
My wife rolled her eyeballs when I said I'll build a wall out of the mountain of books we have in storage.
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