August 24-30...

"She described a man on a train with his “thingy madoobly” hanging out."

"My wife agreed to water a neighbour's plants while they holidayed in Greece. One of the plants is called Alice."

"The taxi driver said the government's handling of the virus crisis was a shambles."

“I now suspect the Labour Party is keeping quiet about government screw-ups because it would most likely have done pretty much the same.”

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