"She described a man on a train with his “thingy madoobly” hanging out."
"My wife agreed to water a neighbour's plants while they holidayed in Greece. One of the plants is called Alice."
"The taxi driver said the government's handling of the virus crisis was a shambles."
“I now suspect the Labour Party is keeping quiet about government screw-ups because it would most likely have done pretty much the same.”
"My wife knows all the technical terms for the TV game show Tipping Point."
“We watched Oxford United beat Portsmouth in the League 1 playoffs. Oxford had cardboard cutouts in the stands.”
Series 3 of Spooks was a turkey and Series 4 is all plot and no character.
Hordes of pleasure seekers grabbed the chance to sniff laughing gas and crap all over the place.
DIY dentistry kits are available online. Some people are repairing broken crowns with superglue.
"I’m not sure the Cummings-Johnson Death Plan to kill off the elderly is working."
Smart staples. That sounds like a Milton Jones gag
Will the virus dictate how our immediate world is modelled in the future?