I had designs on being a marine biologist and working on Jacques Cousteau's research vessel, The Calypso. My careers officer pricked the balloon in the most cruel way. The End

A detail stitchwork of London's hidden rivers

Headway East London, the charity supporting people affected by brain injury.

The ones who work at Submit to Love Studios in London?

Caricature

Get my favourite chair off the delivery van and install it in my favourite position, left of the dining table in full view of the TV with reading light behind.

Non-judgemental

Butcher, baker, candlestick maker.

Procrastinate

Today it is Simon & Garfunkel's 'Parsley, Sage, Rosemary And Thyme'

Ballet

Every night, in my dreams. I am disabled.

People who do things on a daily basis when doing them daily will produce exactly the same result.

Fornicate

To start it breathing and end it singing.

Not sure about the Why? My weekly blog is basically a letter to my sister, who lives overseas.

To check out the price of... Assisted death in Switzerland. Only then did I discover that Belgium has the best prices. But I think Holland might swing it with one of those Euphoria packages.

My maternal grandfather My mother wanted to name me Andrew. My father warned that at school I would be teased and called "Andy Mann". That's why I am named after Grandpa Willie. FYI: In the UK Willie is a contraction of William and Billy is a mutation of Willie or sometimes Willy, though that is … Continue reading Where did your name come from?

The applause

Amount... ...when they mean NUMBER.