“At Stitch & Bitch, one new member didn’t know how to thread a needle”
November 2021, as it happened…
Tag: creativity
October 2021, as it happened…
“My wife predicted that the pregnant woman in Midsomer Murders would be revealed to have a cushion up her jumper”
September 2021, as it happened…
“Gosh, how left-wing can the Conservative Party become before someone starts calling it Marxist?”
Scrapbook: Week 39, 2021
September 25-October 1… SATURDAY Finally, at 44% into Donna Leon's Earthly Remains a body has been found in the Venice Laguna. 📌 The Golden Lane Estate has a visionary layout. Around 60% is open space. Lawns and leisure facilities on your doorstep. A branded stitchwork tote bag showing its colour-coded plan seemed like a nice … Continue reading Scrapbook: Week 39, 2021
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11-17 September…
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September 4-10…
Scrapbook: Week 35
August 28-September 3… "Chris said people from big families eat faster,"
One year ago: Week 35, 2020
August 24-30...
Scrapbook: Week 34
"Maybe Afghanistan is the reset-to-zero button on Britain's foreign policy."
Scrapbook: Week 33
"I managed to make Japan look exceptionally small"
One year ago: Week 34, 2020
"She described a man on a train with his “thingy madoobly” hanging out."
One year ago: Week 33, 2020
"My wife agreed to water a neighbour's plants while they holidayed in Greece. One of the plants is called Alice."
Scrapbook: Week 32
"Keith sent a photo that tortures a bad pun so badly it becomes good."
One year ago: Week 32, 2020
"The taxi driver said the government's handling of the virus crisis was a shambles."
Scrapbook: Week 31
'Every week on Love Island sex talk breaks new boundaries and euphemism gets lost in the throes of ecstacy'
One year ago: Week 31, 2020
“I now suspect the Labour Party is keeping quiet about government screw-ups because it would most likely have done pretty much the same.”
Scrapbook: Week 30
"A yellow spotted tentacle twists and turns to infinity."
One year ago: Week 30, 2020
"I will feel like a total failure and a bad husband if I don’t come up with a solution soon..."
Scrapbook: Week 29
"Everyone is turning off the NHS Covid app in case they get notified to self-isolate."
Scrapbook: Week 28
"Putinism with posh accents" is how he described the government's attempt to tamper with the BBC.
Billy's Scrapbook 