September 25-October 1… SATURDAY Finally, at 44% into Donna Leon's Earthly Remains a body has been found in the Venice Laguna. 📌 The Golden Lane Estate has a visionary layout. Around 60% is open space. Lawns and leisure facilities on your doorstep. A branded stitchwork tote bag showing its colour-coded plan seemed like a nice … Continue reading Scrapbook: Week 39, 2021
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August 28-September 3… "Chris said people from big families eat faster,"
One year ago: Week 35, 2020
Scrapbook: Week 34
"Maybe Afghanistan is the reset-to-zero button on Britain's foreign policy."
Scrapbook: Week 33
"I managed to make Japan look exceptionally small"
One year ago: Week 34, 2020
"She described a man on a train with his “thingy madoobly” hanging out."
Drabble: Mutton Jeff
The deaf one was irritating. He shouted a lot. That's understandable, but he was also a braggart, so his shoutings were especially annoying. I've got a new phone, you know. Takes pictures. Brilliant quality. I got this case for it off the internet. The clasp is magnetic. At the exhibition, Shouty was so shouty that … Continue reading Drabble: Mutton Jeff
One year ago: Week 33, 2020
"My wife agreed to water a neighbour's plants while they holidayed in Greece. One of the plants is called Alice."
Scrapbook: Week 32
"Keith sent a photo that tortures a bad pun so badly it becomes good."
One year ago: Week 32, 2020
"The taxi driver said the government's handling of the virus crisis was a shambles."
Scrapbook: Week 31
'Every week on Love Island sex talk breaks new boundaries and euphemism gets lost in the throes of ecstacy'
One year ago: Week 31, 2020
“I now suspect the Labour Party is keeping quiet about government screw-ups because it would most likely have done pretty much the same.”
Scrapbook: Week 30
"A yellow spotted tentacle twists and turns to infinity."
One year ago: Week 30, 2020
"I will feel like a total failure and a bad husband if I don’t come up with a solution soon..."
Scrapbook: Week 29
"Everyone is turning off the NHS Covid app in case they get notified to self-isolate."
Diary: June 2021
Emily said she likes drawing on bananas with a ballpoint pen.
Scrapbook: Week 28
"Putinism with posh accents" is how he described the government's attempt to tamper with the BBC.
One year ago: Week 29 2020
"My wife knows all the technical terms for the TV game show Tipping Point."