One year ago: Week 34, 2020
"She described a man on a train with his “thingy madoobly” hanging out."
Drabble: Mutton Jeff
The deaf one was irritating. He shouted a lot. That's understandable, but he was also a braggart, so his shoutings were especially annoying. I've got a new phone, you know. Takes pictures. Brilliant quality. I got this case for it off the internet. The clasp is magnetic. At the exhibition, Shouty was so shouty that … Continue reading Drabble: Mutton Jeff
One year ago: Week 33, 2020
"My wife agreed to water a neighbour's plants while they holidayed in Greece. One of the plants is called Alice."
One year ago: Week 32, 2020
"The taxi driver said the government's handling of the virus crisis was a shambles."
One year ago: Week 31, 2020
“I now suspect the Labour Party is keeping quiet about government screw-ups because it would most likely have done pretty much the same.”
One year ago: Week 30, 2020
"I will feel like a total failure and a bad husband if I don’t come up with a solution soon..."
Diary: June 2021
Emily said she likes drawing on bananas with a ballpoint pen.
One year ago: Week 29 2020
"My wife knows all the technical terms for the TV game show Tipping Point."
One year ago: Week 28, 2020
“We watched Oxford United beat Portsmouth in the League 1 playoffs. Oxford had cardboard cutouts in the stands.”
Scrapbook: Week 27
I always knew there was something deeply iffy about the idea to link Ireland and Scotland with bridge
One year ago: Week 27, 2020
One year ago: Week 26 2020
Series 3 of Spooks was a turkey and Series 4 is all plot and no character.
One year ago: Week 25 2020
Hordes of pleasure seekers grabbed the chance to sniff laughing gas and crap all over the place.
Diary: Week 23
Stuart revealed that at his posh-boy school he played a prehistoric game called Fives.
Diary: Week 21
Met Chris at the Barbican. He was there to see a “niche” silent film about life inside a Carthusian monastery.
Scrapbook: Bee sex