Quite often, but... Especially in the dead of the night, after eating cheese. They stare at me with their oily black eyes until I'm stood stock still, rigid with fear. Then, on some kind of psychic cue, they slip back their lips to show me the killer razors they have for teeth. One of them, … Continue reading Do you ever see wild animals?

I wear green with blue.

Have sex and travel.

I once tried to impress my then girlfriend (now my wife of 36 years) by serving her a fish-finger pizza, with Bird's Eye fish fingers (only the best) arranged on a Margherita pizza in the shape of a wagon wheel.