What Olympic sports do you enjoy watching the most?


It changes every four years At the last Olympics, for reasons I wouldn't want a psychiatrist to investigate, the gold medal 🥇 went to skateboarding, with the acrobatic BMX bikers coming in second place. The Olympics before that I got hooked on swimming.

How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic?


Predictably, not that anyone could be bothered to predict it I've embraced online shopping in a way that makes the #technorulingclass scream with  ecstacy. They do it every day, every time I ditch the idea of standing up, going out and visiting a shop that sells the thing I want and sit, like my arse … Continue reading How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic?

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?


'It features severed heads and penises...' All is stillness. I wake early, normally with an idea or notion I must tap urgently into my scrapbook. Today it was an entry about an audiobook I've just finished. It features a serial killer whose victims are just about anyone who gets on her nerves. It features severed … Continue reading What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?