Yes... I once went camping with nine lesbians and got very annoyed with one of them (an academic) when they presumed I was gay. I was appalled by the small-mindedness of this stupid academic lesbian who didn't have a clue how to light a campfire.

Write about a time when you didn't take action but wish you had. It was outside the Devonshire Arms in Camden. We were saying goodbye. She was going back to Canada and a job taking pictures on film sets. She looked like Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles. I wanted to tell her I always wanted … Continue reading My moment with Susanna Hoffs

Not applicable. I don't live in the US.

Journey by Moonlight, by Antal Szerb.

Holden Caulfield, because I know where the ducks go when the lake freezes over.

Teaching, on my terms.